January 2012
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So this is an actual thing... →
new years resolution: get more followers.
2011 sucked
2012 is gonna suck
Don’t kid yourself…
little-annie-adderall:
I dont want to sulk about my lack of social life, but I have nothing else to do
December 2011
I need a beer.
or like 5…
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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imthedad:
We’ve got a whole year of these shitty “the world is going to end” jokes & nobody is immune. Strap in motherfuckers. Its gonna be a long one
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They should put a warning label on Creme de Menthe. WARNING: Will Turn Your Shit Green
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everyone: are you doing anything exciting for new year's eve?? :)
me: i am having a reese's sundae before i eat my dinner!
queen-poehler:
Here’s to another year doing absolutely nothing with my life.
Okay, so I just realized, what are they going to...
ohhhh snap. didnt even think about that!
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who needs friends to get drunk on new years eve? I can do that shit all by myself, thank you.
what would happen if you farted, sneezed, and peed all at the same time?
brb going to test it out.
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olehenriko:
Reblog if you want to see Amy Poehler on 30 Rock!
I would die.
Watchikeep-holding-onto-nothing:
My favorite version of ‘Did you hear what happened to my grandma?’
