December 2010
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Reblog if you're ending 2010 single.
mrlizlemon: brosturbati0n: I post this solely for the Liz Lemon dancing.  Being single is awesome.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Reblog if you think Robert Downey Jr. should be on...
Dec 28th
Dear State Farm,
My agent did not supply me with a sandwich nor a hotub, I would like a refund please. Thank You, Ashley 
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Going For A Hay Ride In My Grandpa's Hearse.
brb.
Dec 27th
when you find out that the person next to you...
or hates the same piece of shit manager
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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teehee
Dec 27th
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That awkward moment when someone says "Why don't...
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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“Standing up? What? How does that even work?”
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
I have a feeling this won’t work.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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THESE OLD ASS WRINKLY FUCKS
need to go to sleep so I can light up. WTF.
Dec 26th
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CANNOT REBLOG ENOUGH
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Cool Kids
ME: Going out. see you later
DAD: K. Remember cool kids play water pong.
teehee
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Everyday.
Dec 25th
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I saw this: and then I was like this:
Dec 25th
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Some Dialogue I Wrote Last Night When I Was High
Here’s a list of all the things I get to look forward to on Christmas Day: 1.) My family leaving. 2.) Listening to Uncle Buck tell his stories as he fondles me to sleep. 3.) Watching Aunt Carol have one too many drinks and get friendly with our Great Dane. 4.)Pretending to be excited when I get a pack of cigarettes on Christmas Day. 5.) Going for hay rides in my Grandpa’s hearse. A: Ok,...
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA
heheh
Dec 25th
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Seriously?
Found this on Facebook, hehehe.
Dec 25th
In Somewhat of A Better Mood
Might just be the tryptophan talking though. At least I got a homecooked dinner, and honestly, that’s all I wanted.  
Dec 25th
Why Do The Lakers Have Green Shoes?
It’s a little tacky. Yeah I’m spamming your shit. ProbleM?  
Dec 25th
All I Want For Christmas Is You
and 2 millions dollars. What of it?
Dec 25th
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I Wish I Was High
Dec 25th
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Spending Christmas with A Bunch
of people I don’t even know. My Great-Uncle and Great-Aunt (My grandma’s sister and her husband). Nuff said. My Great-Uncle’s brother, who I supposedly met when I was 10, but I think they lied about that. Their neighbor, who’s extremely, how do I say it? Weird? Lives alone with his dog and bakes. Nuff said there too. The only person here I know is my mom. GET ME OUT OF...
Dec 25th
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